Having your dog suck your dick is a bad idea…

Today I was playing with my dog. I had just put on my jeans and when I pulled her up into my lap it looked like I had her head positioned just right to give me a blow job (my pants weren’t zipped up yet)…

That reminded me of back when I was a kid… I had a doberman and I used to go out into the fields to have quiet time with her and get away from my parents. Sometimes we’d just lay down and look at the stars, sometimes we’d explore woods… Whatever.

Anyway, one time I thought I’d see what it would be like to have my dog give me a blow job. I was a repressed teen in a really conservative family, so I thought this was a safe way to explore. The first time she took a couple licks and then I got freaked out and stopped her. The second time I let her go a bit further. Problem was she thought it was a treat and tried to take a bite. Luckily it was a light bite, but I got the message loud and clear – having a dog give you a blow job can be a dangerous – especially when the dog is a doberman.

That freaked me out enough that I stopped an never let her lick my dick again. What really sealed it was that for a couple weeks she started aggressively sniffing the crotches of every guy she came in contact with. It was a bit embarrassing. Even if I had been able to train her to only lick and not bite, I’m not sure I could have stopped her from sniffing crotches looking for more tasty dicks.

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34 Comments

  1. Dave Says:

    D:

  2. The Average Joe Says:

    ouch, now u got different kind of bitches hounding after your delicious dick

  3. Derek Says:

    I just used to jack off until I was about to come and then shot it into the dogs mouth

  4. Anonymous Says:

    I love having dogs suck my dick

  5. Anonymous Says:

    if im alone with a dog thats not mine i have to say i always make them suck my dick never had your problem

  6. me Says:

    each time i go to a ranch i like to hav my dick sucked by a german shepperd

  7. bigdickbob Says:

    I visited my aunt in the country one summer when I was like 10 or 11, and her dog, a terrier, was always sniffing my crotch. One morning, I lay on the floor and took out my cock, and he licked it for like 5 min until I came and then, he licked up all my cum. It was great

  8. Ben Says:

    I had my friends dog a short hair german shepard suck my cock she gagged herself over it until i came on her face then the other dog of the same breed anda girl liked it off the ones face and began to lick my cock for me :P

  9. anonymous Says:

    I had a pitbull lick my cock, my dad walked in and he took off his clotthes and shoved his huge dick into his mouth than he took it out and sucked my dick, i love to fuck my dad and my dog

  10. horny Says:

    dam wuts better a dog or a girl

  11. horndog Says:

    i have my dog lick my cock almost daily.my wife loves to watch and jack off the dog so it will come on her pussy.then i fuck her with lube in my ass my dog fucks me its awesome.especially when they both lick up my cum

  12. uhhhhh.... Says:

    im ok with dog licken my cock but incest is just really gross

  13. ape Says:

    never done it you guys are freaks

  14. Braveheart Says:

    I love having multiple dogs lick my cock and asshole and they slurt my jizz

  15. Bocaj Suard Says:

    I have 2 dogs, a boston terrier, and a great perrinie (a sheep dog, kinda).
    It all started when I was 10-12 years old, I had only the B.T. with me. I was home alone, and I let the dog lick my cock, it felt sooo good, I kept trying it, untill one day. I was moving to where I am today in Colorado, before we left, I was spending some nights att my Grandmothers house, and I took the dog outside with me, hid behind a shed, and I opened his mouth and let him suck on my dick. It felt good, untill it felt numb, and I gave in, he licks the cum after I take the cock out, and I’ve been doing it since, I was caught doing it twice though, but i still do it. Now I have a Great perrinie, and I brought him to the basement with me when I was home alone again, and I made him suck my cock, soo good, that I cummed inside his mouth a bit. I tried it a second time, but he forcefully bites my cock, and tries to bite my hands and feet. It maybe a puppy, but he’s no sex dog when it comes to that.

  16. Theunknow Says:

    I love when my dog suck my dick it…good and send me video of dog sucking dick
    Email:Theunknowtheknow@yahoo.com
    I want to see how ya dogs sucks ya dick plz

  17. tom Says:

    i love dogs sucking my cock i was once jacking off when my dog came over and just started licking my cock then i stopped jacking off and just let the dog suck me off i came loads in its mouth it was amazing

  18. Mike Says:

    I love to have my jackrussal suck my cock she wont lick she crams the whole thing down her neck then i cum all over her.

  19. dreammerchant Says:

    Once i was at front of my computer sitting nude on chair.My little dog came at my feet. Stared at my dick with a supportive look. And began to lick. After some strokes i could not control myself and just EXPLODE. It was very much amazing. And my first experience with a dog at my matured age.

  20. Dog sucka bqlls Says:

    What if ur dogs afraid of ur Penis

  21. chris Says:

    wooff woof wowwww brrrreeewowwooff .in english this means your all nuts and should be locked up for life.this is animal abuse assholes.

  22. anonymous Says:

    …send me videos of dog sucking dick plz
    Email: ozzyboy1053@yahoo.com
    I want to see your dogs sucking your dick

  23. Fuck29 Says:

    my dog is a boy and he’s calm so he likes to suck my dick!!!

  24. Katie Says:

    I love watching guys jack off. I’d love to see a dog give a bj. Peoples should send me some videos. :) Pwease? Englandr.1992@ymail.com

    I’d really appreciate it. ;)

  25. ILoveDogAnsBalks Says:

    I’m just worried about my dog eating shit outside then suckin my dick lol

  26. Luke Says:

    How do you train a dog to suck your dick? I have seen a vid where a golden sucking a guys penis. The vid is called goldensuck. If anyone has yim, please let me know.

  27. steve Says:

    i love having guys suck my cock i live in toronto ont

  28. indian Says:

    i’m 18 nd yet got a chance to loose my virginity… thesesexual thoughts drive me so mad tat i allow my dog to suck my dick…… if any girl juz read my post pls contact me @ spizerjck@gmail.com i am hungry for sex

  29. bocaj suard Says:

    anyone remember when i said i had those two dogs. its posted here, my story. Yeeeeeaah, we got rid of em, we moved.

  30. 18noname Says:

    Incest is hot on the right conditions

  31. billy Says:

    My first cum went to my puppies when i was 13.I was playing with them and was horny.I took out my cock and a puppy sucked it and swallowed my cum.I did that for about two weeks.I was never so satisfied.

  32. Jim Says:

    I have to say that i do love it when a dog licks my ass and pretty much chews on my cock. I realy love it when its a boy dog that hasnt been fixed. I love sucking on dog cock. the first time i ever fooled around with a dog was a big old great dane when i was about 8. ive always loved dogs. My partner who is a few years younger than i am and his “younger” brother both love doing it too. and for that person who said that incest is nasty. lol, your loss between me, my two brothers and my sister, my boyfriend, his brother and all of our various dogs. we are one of the happiest families on earth. I love my dogs and i love my brothers. e-mail me at tafoya1976@gmail.com type puppy love in the subject so i know to read it. would love to make some new friends.

  33. allie Says:

    I have a little boty schitzu and hes sucks cock I put peanut butter on my dick and balls he loved but how can I get him to fuck me in the ass

  34. ThickCockBoston Says:

    Thick cock in Boston needs hot mouth or ass for my cock, cum and piss

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