I went to the CumUnion / Milk Chocolate party this past Friday. The blizzard was scheduled to start during the party so I wasn’t sure how the turnout would be. Long story short, it was a decent party but not as good as most Friday CumUnions. Some Friday CumUnions get like 150 guys at them. They’re a lot of fun. I’d guess this one got 80, maybe a little more. I asked at one point and they were up to 50 and then more arrived.
I stayed about 3 1/2 hours and fucked 14 different guys before my dick became uncooperative. But that’s still a pretty good tally for a night. The place where it’s held doesn’t have any beds, so I almost never cum when I’m there, so it wasn’t a surprise that I didn’t cum this time.
I honestly can’t remember all the guys I fucked. So here are just a few highlights.
There was this one Latino early on who I fucked briefly who’s hole felt really good on my cock. But he was generally pretty picky and that was the only time he let me fuck him. His hole was the only one that might have gotten me to cum standing up. It’s too bad he didn’t let me fuck him again.
A fuck buddy / friend of mine was there. He’s black with a hot athletic body. Fucked him for a while. His hole felt nice and tight.
There was this really little versatile black guy had a leather collar and harness on and was maybe 5 foot tall with a tight little body. Fucked him a couple of times. One time there was a literal line for “the hot bottom” and I was waiting my turn with a hard dick and he backed onto my cock and then bent over the hot bottom. It was a hot scene.
I don’t think I ever got to fuck “the hot bottom” everyone was queued for. I kept giving up and wandering around looking for easier hole. Then when I finally got my turn he was exhausted and quit right as I was gonna fuck him.
Usually the stereotype is big guys as tops and little guys at bottoms, but there were at least two really tall/big bottoms who were going against that stereotype. One was a black guy. I usually don’t go for taller guys when I’m looking for bottoms since I almost never cum with them, but a sex party, why not? One of them was this hairy black guy. His legs were really long and since mine are fairly short (30″ inseam), there was no way I was going to be able to fuck him standing up, so I had him get on all fours on a bench thing. Even then I had to stand a bit on my tippy toes.
The other big/tall bottom was this white guy who was clearly a take-all-loads cumdump. Fucked him two or three times I think.
Oh, that reminds me, there was this one guy early on, had a body that was on the hot side of average (with a hairy back), but what was really notable about him was he was drenched in sweat when no one else was sweating. Clearly on drugs. He was vers and there were times when he was literally dancing around as he fucked bottoms.
Then there was this one tall skinny sub who was so submissive he just waited to be told what to do. I wanted to fuck him, but he was so withdrawn that he was hard to approach so I gave up trying since he never seemed to take the hint that I was interested.
The only sorta negative experience of the evening was when I fucked this one older pig who was bent over the fuck bench in assless rubber shorts. Things smelled a little off when I was fucking him and then when I smelled my dick afterwards it seemed “a bit too musky”, so I had to go wash.
In terms of other guys who were memorable – there was this one guy with a small pierced dick and tattoos. Fucked him for a bit.
And one note – if you’re a chub bottom who’s thinking of going, it’s probably not a good party for you. There was one big chub there. Seemed like a nice guy but he was getting zero attention. I’m not really into chubs, but I sorta felt sorry for him, so when he got on his knees to suck my dick at one point I just went with it. Unfortunately I didn’t see him getting much attention from anyone else.
There are actually so many bottoms that my impression was that it’s fairly competitive for them. I think the party is most enjoyable for tops and vers guys. (If the chub had been a top I think he would have gotten some action.) Usually at the parties bottoms just bend over something and wait for tops to fuck them, but for some reason there wasn’t much of that at this party.
And while it was competitive for bottoms it was also a little weird for tops. There were times when I’d be wandering around with a hardon ready and willing to fuck and couldn’t find a bottom. There’s a definite segment of the crowd that’s inhibited / picky / mostly oral / or a voyeur (pick one). Still, 14 holes in 3 1/2 hours isn’t bad. Imagine if there had been a full crowd with double the number of guys.
When I left it had started snowing. I went over to The Eagle to have a few beers with @PORTaURINAL and nearly landed on my ass several times since my boots have zero traction. But I got there. It was also quieter than usual, but still pretty busy. There was a little sex going on, but not much. By that time my dick was done for the evening, so I didn’t look for guys to fuck… 14 was enough for one night. 😉