{"id":105,"date":"2007-11-15T09:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T13:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rawtop.com\/blog\/?p=105"},"modified":"2007-11-15T09:11:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T13:11:00","slug":"bad-hookup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007-11\/bad-hookup","title":{"rendered":"BAD Hookup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was down in Chelsea with some time to kill. So I got on the web (via my cell phone) and saw a listing on Craigslist by a guy who had literally begged me to fuck him previously&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Where are you located?&#8221; (since his ad just said &#8220;downtown&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Him: &#8220;im in <span style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1195132630_0\">chelsea<\/span> teens\/7th ave you and your stats&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;39, 6&#8242;, 230, 8&#8243;, white. we&#8217;ve corresponded before-check past emails for my pics. I&#8217;m close and can stop by in a little bit if you want&#8230;&#8221;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him: &#8220;hey dont see an old email from you but im HOT and HORNY you wanna CUM over or send me a DICK pic&#8230; do you know what I look like?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">What&#8217;s you address<\/span> &#8211; I&#8217;ll be there in a few minutes&#8230;  and yeah, I know what you look like you sent me a lot of emails trying to get me to fuck you&#8230; ;)&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him (again): &#8220;hey im ready where r u CUM and Get it&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;16 &amp; 7 <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">what&#8217;s your address?<\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Him: &#8220;Kewl its <span style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1195132635_0\">6pm<\/span> now what time,I will send you my addy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Not asking a third time&#8230; I WAS looking for NOW.  the games are really tiring&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I give up, sign out of mail and send a text message to a guy who gave me his cell number and told me to call him whenever I was looking to fuck, but he texts back that he&#8217;s off to a Project Runway party (which I didn&#8217;t really understand until I got home and my boyfriend was watching the first show of the new season &#8211; great crop of designers BTW).<\/p>\n<p>So I check my e-mail one more time and he had finally sent me his address&#8230; I send a message back saying I&#8217;ll be there in a bit.<\/p>\n<p>I arrive and it&#8217;s a &#8216;modest&#8217; apartment (nothing particularly wrong with that- some cumholes live in real dives) . In the pic he had sent me he had really short hair, but now it was really long. We played around a bit, he sucked my cock. I wanted to rim him and he cleaned off the lube he had put on his hole. The whole time he&#8217;s trying to talk dirty and a lot of what he&#8217;s saying is focused on the fact that he&#8217;s black and I&#8217;m white. I can definitely get into the whole racial thing, but the way he was going about it wasn&#8217;t really doing it for me.<\/p>\n<p>Then I went to fuck him&#8230; We&#8217;re both standing &#8211; he&#8217;s bent over a desk. Thing is his legs are longer than mine and my dick comes to a point about 2 inches below his hole. I can get in his hole, but not comfortably and I&#8217;m not in the mood to stand on my tip toes to fuck him (been there, done that &#8211; no fun&#8230;) I ask him to lower his ass, he doesn&#8217;t get it. I then push down (pretty hard) on his lower back and he stays right where he is. I move him around to the couch thinking that might be better. No luck. I have him lay on his stomach and he manages to lay in a way that&#8217;s awkward for me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so over the hookup and my dick is almost too soft to fuck. Then he says (still talking dirty) &#8220;You like your hard dick in a black hole, don&#8217;t you?&#8221; I&#8217;m thinking &#8211; Guy, can&#8217;t you notice I&#8217;m soft? What&#8217;s the talk about my hard dick? It&#8217;s not hard!<\/p>\n<p>At that point I give up. I say &#8220;it&#8217;s not working for me&#8221;, pull up my pants, put on my jacket, grab my bag and leave&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>For someone who I think (based on his Craigslist postings) gets fucked <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">a lot <\/span>&#8211; he&#8217;s a really bad bottom&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was down in Chelsea with some time to kill. 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