{"id":1131,"date":"2009-11-21T19:06:08","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T00:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rawtop.com\/blog\/?p=1131"},"modified":"2009-11-21T19:40:43","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T00:40:43","slug":"levi-johnston-pics-are-out-not-so-sexy-imho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2009-11\/levi-johnston-pics-are-out-not-so-sexy-imho","title":{"rendered":"Levi Johnston Pics Are Out – Not So Sexy, IMHO…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So Playgirl’s<\/a> photos of Levi Johnston came out today (that was quick). Frankly, I think the photographer did a horrible job, but maybe that’s just me. He looks awkward. Why in the hell did they shoot him in NYC for anyway? Wouldn’t a nice rural resort in Alaska have been better? He looks awkward and uncomfortable in some of the pics. As they say, confidence is sexy, and he doesn’t look confident – and his not showing his wang just furthers that point – confident guys have no problem with other people seeing their dick.<\/p>\n

Then there’s his ass… I’d fuck it, but honestly, I was expecting better.<\/p>\n

If you get off thinking about fucking Sarah Palin’s sorta-son-in-law, then these will seem hot to you. But otherwise, I’d stick with something like Frat Men<\/a> – the guys there are what he should look like if he’s going to do porn for real. But he is an average Joe, so he’s excused for not being in perfect shape on short notice.<\/p>\n

I’m hoping he’ll get inspired to do more. After all, I’d love Sarah Palin to have to explain to her grand kid why daddy is doing gay porn…<\/p>\n

If you want to see the whole shoot – head over to Playgirl.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Like Sexy Straight Guys? Check Out Playgirl.com<\/a><\/p>\n

18 U.S.C 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement<\/a>\"-\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So Playgirl’s photos of Levi Johnston came out today (that was quick). Frankly, I think the photographer did a horrible job, but maybe that’s just me. He looks awkward. Why in the hell did they shoot him in NYC for anyway? Wouldn’t a nice rural resort in Alaska have been better? He looks awkward and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[147,146],"class_list":["post-1131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-levi-johnston","tag-playgirl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1136,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions\/1136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}