{"id":208,"date":"2008-04-21T10:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-21T14:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rawtop.com\/blog\/?p=208"},"modified":"2008-04-21T10:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T14:32:00","slug":"really-bad-idea-automated-phone-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2008-04\/really-bad-idea-automated-phone-sex","title":{"rendered":"Really Bad Idea: Automated Phone Sex&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been big on phone sex. When guys ask for my number I&#8217;m really clear the only reason they should call me is &#8217;cause they&#8217;re lost and can&#8217;t find my place, or they&#8217;re running late, or something like that. I don&#8217;t want to chat. I want to fuck.<\/p>\n<p>So I saw this video mentioned over on <a href=\"http:\/\/joemygod.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/auto-phone-sex.html\">Joe. My. God.<\/a> and thought it was too funny&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"464\" height=\"388\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www2.funnyordie.com\/public\/flash\/fodplayer.swf?6045\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=6055\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"464\" height=\"388\" flashvars=\"key=6055\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" quality=\"high\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.funnyordie.com\/public\/flash\/fodplayer.swf?6045\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><\/embed><\/object><noscript><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/6055\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"fod\">Auto Phone Sex<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/\">FunnyOrDie.com<\/a><\/noscript><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been big on phone sex. When guys ask for my number I&#8217;m really clear the only reason they should call me is &#8217;cause they&#8217;re lost and can&#8217;t find my place, or they&#8217;re running late, or something like that. I don&#8217;t want to chat. I want to fuck. So I saw this video mentioned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}