{"id":499,"date":"2008-11-02T19:28:27","date_gmt":"2008-11-02T23:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rawtop.com\/blog\/?p=499"},"modified":"2008-11-02T19:28:27","modified_gmt":"2008-11-02T23:28:27","slug":"one-very-good-reason-why-im-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2008-11\/one-very-good-reason-why-im-gay","title":{"rendered":"One Very Good Reason Why I’m Gay…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just can’t deal with vaginas, ergo I’m gay… My first boyfriend told me that they’re a “nice, warm, wet place” to put your dick (he was on the gay side of bi), but I never really even wanted to try it out.<\/p>\n

The whole “ecosystem” of the vagina is another reason why they’re not appealing to me. But if you’re like me and find the whole thing sorta “icky”, but want to know more, check out this educational video featuring Amy Sedaris and props by Todd Oldham…<\/p>\n

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I also can’t deal with breasts, not real keen on long hair, and definitely don’t like femininity in my partner, so there are many reasons why I’m not straight, but vaginas are high on my list. A dick is just so much nicer…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just can’t deal with vaginas, ergo I’m gay… My first boyfriend told me that they’re a “nice, warm, wet place” to put your dick (he was on the gay side of bi), but I never really even wanted to try it out. The whole “ecosystem” of the vagina is another reason why they’re not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":500,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions\/500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}