{"id":52,"date":"2007-04-01T10:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-01T14:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rawtop.com\/blog\/?p=52"},"modified":"2007-04-01T10:28:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-01T14:28:00","slug":"no-im-not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007-04\/no-im-not-dead","title":{"rendered":"No, I&#8217;m not dead&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten a few e-mails wondering what&#8217;s up with me since I haven&#8217;t posted anything in a really long time. Well, I&#8217;m still here, but believe it or not I haven&#8217;t fucked anyone in a month and a half (44 days to be exact).<\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of reasons for the inactivity. Without going into too much detail (&#8220;nothing personal&#8230;&#8221;) I&#8217;m self employed and while that means I can hookup in the middle of the day when I&#8217;m not busy, it also means that when I am busy I can be completely swamped &#8211; and I&#8217;ve definitely been swamped. The nervous energy of being worried about being behind with work has sorta killed my drive to seed holes (believe it or not).<\/p>\n<p>The other reason is because I had a call from the doctor saying that when I was <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/std-test.html\">tested for STDs in January<\/a> that I tested positive for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/std\/Chlamydia\/STDFact-Chlamydia.htm\">chlamydia<\/a>, which is one of those things you can have and not know it, but even when the call came I hadn&#8217;t fucked anyone in over a week so that only really slowed me down for a week or so (I took my pills and had to wait a week).<\/p>\n<p>The weird part was that they didn&#8217;t call me for 4 weeks (the results are supposed to come back in two weeks). To me that&#8217;s just lame. Who knows how long I had it, but I told some of the guys I fucked and <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/brazillian-round-2.html\">the Brazilian<\/a> told me he came back completely neg, so apparently I didn&#8217;t have it back then. Between him and the test there were 6 hookups (<a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/almost-but-not-quite.html\">1<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/tastes-like-grapefruit.html\">2<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/well-lubed.html\">3<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/ouch.html\">4<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/9-minutes.html\">5<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/bad-chemistry.html\">6<\/a>) with 5 guys. I&#8217;m guessing it was the guy who likes <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007\/01\/well-lubed.html\">anonymous, blindfolded gangbangs<\/a>, just &#8217;cause that&#8217;s the easiest way to get it, but who knows&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s life&#8230; Coulda gotten chlamydia from a blowjob too, so it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m going to feel bad about it or anything&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, it&#8217;s been a month or so since I got past the week when I wasn&#8217;t supposed to have sex, and I still haven&#8217;t had sex &#8211; so work really has a lot to do with it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also had some occasional light pain in my left testicle since some time around the beginning of the year. I thought it might be <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Epididymitis\">epididymitis<\/a> caused by the chlamydia, but that&#8217;s supposed to be really painful and what I have isn&#8217;t painful much at all. And if the Brazilian didn&#8217;t get anything from me then it&#8217;s probably unrelated and couldn&#8217;t be something that&#8217;s caused by something I didn&#8217;t have at the start of the year. I&#8217;ve seen the doctor about it once when it got a little worse a couple weeks ago. Since then it seems to be calming down a bit, so I&#8217;m not going to worry about it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Things are starting to calm down work-wise, so I promise to start up my sex life again&#8230; Trust me, I miss seeding ass&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten a few e-mails wondering what&#8217;s up with me since I haven&#8217;t posted anything in a really long time. Well, I&#8217;m still here, but believe it or not I haven&#8217;t fucked anyone in a month and a half (44 days to be exact). There are a couple of reasons for the inactivity. Without going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hiv-std-test","category-no-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}