{"id":79,"date":"2007-07-22T11:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-22T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rawtop.com\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2007-07-22T11:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-22T15:14:00","slug":"having-your-dog-suck-your-dick-is-a-bad-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2007-07\/having-your-dog-suck-your-dick-is-a-bad-idea","title":{"rendered":"Having your dog suck your dick is a bad idea&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was playing with my dog. I had just put on my jeans and when I pulled her up into my lap it looked like I had her head positioned just right to give me a blow job (my pants weren&#8217;t zipped up yet)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That reminded me of back when I was a kid&#8230; I had a doberman and I used to go out into the fields to have quiet time with her and get away from my parents. Sometimes we&#8217;d just lay down and look at the stars, sometimes we&#8217;d explore woods&#8230; Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, one time I thought I&#8217;d see what it would be like to have my dog give me a blow job. I was a repressed teen in a really conservative family, so I thought this was a safe way to explore. The first time she took a couple licks and then I got freaked out and stopped her. The second time I let her go a bit further. Problem was she thought it was a treat and tried to take a bite. Luckily it was a light bite, but I got the message loud and clear &#8211; having a dog give you a blow job can be a dangerous &#8211; especially when the dog is a doberman.<\/p>\n<p>That freaked me out enough that I stopped an never let her lick my dick again. What really sealed it was that for a couple weeks she started aggressively sniffing the crotches of every guy she came in contact with. It was a bit embarrassing. Even if I had been able to train her to only lick and not bite, I&#8217;m not sure I could have stopped her from sniffing crotches looking for more tasty dicks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was playing with my dog. I had just put on my jeans and when I pulled her up into my lap it looked like I had her head positioned just right to give me a blow job (my pants weren&#8217;t zipped up yet)&#8230; That reminded me of back when I was a kid&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}