{"id":811,"date":"2009-05-24T07:21:42","date_gmt":"2009-05-24T12:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rawtop.com\/blog\/?p=811"},"modified":"2009-05-24T07:21:42","modified_gmt":"2009-05-24T12:21:42","slug":"the-strongest-piss-hed-ever-tasted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2009-05\/the-strongest-piss-hed-ever-tasted","title":{"rendered":"The Strongest Piss He&#8217;d Ever Tasted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple guys had given me their phone numbers and told me to call if I needed someone to drink piss. After going to bed at 9:30, I woke up at 2am and needed to piss, so I figured I&#8217;d call one of the guys. Unfortunately, I sorta forgot that the guy I called had said he liked watery beer piss. I had had 2 beers that night, but it was hours before. Actually it was 1 1\/2 beers &#8211; I finished the second beer when I woke up.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I texted the guy and he was over in about 5 minutes (you gotta love IML &#8211; urinals on call&#8230;) He arrived and asked if I wanted to use his portable urinal (a small plastic urinal with a hose that he had in his backpack), or have him drink it direct. I opted for having him drink straight from the tap.<\/p>\n<p>He got on his knees, put my dick in his mouth and I started pissing. After the first mouthful he started gagging. I stopped and he told me that was possibly the worst piss he&#8217;d ever had. Mind you, he had had 12 loads of piss in the last 8 hours &#8211; he&#8217;s an expert piss drinker, so that&#8217;s quite a statement. Long story short, he did push through it and drank every drop of piss I had (and I had a lot to give), but it was really really hard for him.<\/p>\n<p>In thinking about it afterwards, it was like the perfect storm of piss&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Since I had just woken up after sleeping a few hours, it was a bit like first piss of the morning, which is always stronger. The beers I had had were hours before.<\/li>\n<li>I had taken &#8220;a pill&#8221; earlier that evening and that stuff tastes awful.<\/li>\n<li>I had come across my blood pressure meds earlier that evening and taken one of those. From experience I know when the coating gets off the pill the taste is almost unbearable.<\/li>\n<li>And ditto on finding and taking a multi-vitamin, which he said makes for bad tasting piss as well.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I feel SO sorry for the guy. He was such a good trooper to put up with my piss at that moment. He did it and he thanked me for it afterwards (with a text message). But honestly I&#8217;m once again reminded that <a href=\"http:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/2009-05\/being-a-piss-top-isnt-as-easy-as-youd-think\">being a piss top really isn&#8217;t as easy as you&#8217;d think<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple guys had given me their phone numbers and told me to call if I needed someone to drink piss. After going to bed at 9:30, I woke up at 2am and needed to piss, so I figured I&#8217;d call one of the guys. Unfortunately, I sorta forgot that the guy I called had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[123],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-piss","tag-iml-2009"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":812,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rawtop.com\/sex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}