Lost In Translation?
3 February 2008 | 2 Comments
So this latin guy who lives across the GW Bridge in NJ contacted me the other day on Manhunt. Hot guy – a little heavy, but not in a bad way (beefy)… So he says he wants to come over this morning, which is fine with me. He sends a message saying he’s leaving and he’ll be here in 25 minutes even before he gets my address – all he had was my phone number. I’m thinking he’s not really coming, but I tell my bf there might be someone coming over.
Then he calls and he’s over the bridge a few blocks away. I give him directions and after a few minutes he arrives while my bf is out jogging. He’s incredibly hot and seems like a genuinely nice guy. He might be a bit ‘beefy’ but he wears his clothes really well… I’m really looking forward to it…
We undress, and he almost immediately jumps on the bed on his back and wants me to give him a blow job. OK, whatever… He doesn’t have the biggest dick, but I’ll suck sometimes. Don’t pretend to be a good cock sucker, but I can still suck dick… Then he tries to be all rough with me forcing my head down on his dick. I keep pushing his hands away from my head eventually he sorta gets the message.
Meanwhile his legs are clamped together like a vice. That alone told me this wasn’t going anywhere… I’m still going between “pretty hard” and “a nice chubby” hoping things will improve. I mean after all, what part of “Looking for a good submissive bottom who likes to get fucked raw” did he not understand in my profile?
I finally manage to get him to put his legs in the air so I could rim him, but he keeps wanting me to suck his cock. We go back and forth a few times and every time I pause in rimming him his legs clamp together. At one point he gets on all fours and lets me really eat out his ass, but that was about the most of it.
Finally he figures out I’m not going to “cum with him”, so he jacks off and cums on his belly. I lick a bit of it up (it’s a bit bitter)… Then he wants to clean up. So he goes into the bathroom and washes his ass…
As he’s getting dressed we talk a little more. He tries out my scale – he’s 158.8 lbs and 32.2% body fat – which is higher than I expected him to be looking at him. He says he’s 13% bodyfat, I don’t correct him – but that would make him really lean, which he isn’t. He asks if I’m single – I say “no” I have a boyfriend (my profile says as much), he asks where my boyfriend is and I say out running. Then he tells me he has a boyfriend and they got “married” a few months ago (actually a NJ civil union). Then almost on queue my boyfriend gets back from running. The guy looks horrified – I tell him it’s OK, and he winds up meeting my boyfriend as he leaves.
Now, I just don’t get it… Why in the hell did he choose me to hookup with? I’m wondering if he’s not very good at reading or something (he was a 1st generation immigrant)? I mean if he had actually read my profile he’d know what I was looking for and it’s nothing like what he was looking for.
Oh well… It was a let down, but not a horrible experience…
… cos he found you hot as bananas. sounds simple enuff 😉
Because no matter what you advertise for, there are always the guys who figure if they can get the invite in, they can change your mind about what you want to what they want.
It never works with me.