Load 2008-33

So yesterday I drove to Cleveland, today I drove to Chicago. The drive through Pennsylvania was really nice, Ohio was boring, and Indiana was pretty good. Getting into Chicago you have to go through Gary, Indiana which was a bit of an armpit… It’s like making people going to NYC go through Bayonne, NJ…

Anyway, I digress. I got to Flex Cleveland (2 hours before my nav system initially said I would – I drive “a little faster than average”) and the place is huge. Not quite a complete city block, but massive… I ask for a “quiet room” (so I can sleep) and then can’t find the damn room. Finally I ask someone to tells me how to get to it.

It was a Wednesday so I wasn’t expecting it to be crowded, plus the place is SO big even when there are people there they’re so spread out it feels even less full than it is. Still there were a fair number of people there – most of them overweight, older white guys. But mixed in there were some younger, trimmer guys…

Flex has wireless Internet, so some guys brought their laptops which created a weird dynamic – they were more interested in surfing Manhunt than having sex with the guys walking past in the hall. What’s with that?

Anyway, I cruise around a bit. Get blown by a balding bear in the TV room for a while. I wasn’t into him, but the blowjob felt good, so I let him do his thing – but I provided zero reciprocation. Didn’t even touch him…

Then later get blown in the TV room (again) by this other guy who just wasn’t my type at all (the first time I wrote that sentence I wasn’t so kind)… When he was sucking my dick it was fine, but when he wanted to kiss, I just couldn’t, so that didn’t last long either.

It was starting to be a really frustrating evening. No one was just laying on their stomach waiting to get fucked. Well, later on there was this one guy, but he was a really big guy – not someone I could get into. There was this one gaggle of pretty hot guys who were mostly on the first floor going from the hot tub to the sauna and back again. One of them was this really hot black kid – early 20s with a huge muscular bubble butt, but there were others that were hot too…

At one point I was in the TV room again (the area the quiet rooms were didn’t get much traffic, so hanging out in my room wasn’t too productive), and this older guy starts coming on to me… He had stopped me in the hall earlier ’cause they were about to announce the winner of American Idol and we chatted briefly. He wanted to go back to my room and suck my dick, so I figured what the hell. He was fully clothed and when we got back to my room and he undressed he turned out to be pretty fat. I know, I should have checked earlier, but whatever… So he gave me a brief blowjob and even though he turned out all the lights at one point, I just couldn’t get into him and never got hard. When he wanted me to play with his nipple (again and again), I finally just called it quits and told him I wanted to walk around some more…

So it was a dud of a night and I went to bed, but the bed wasn’t comfortable and I couldn’t sleep, so I got up again. It was about 1am, and when I got upstairs there’s this guy passed out – half his body was in a room (a bunk and sling room) and his torso and head were in the hallway. He was just laying there snoring away… People had tried to do stuff with him, but he wasn’t responding. The staff was in a flurry wondering what to do and about a half hour later a staff member came along, managed to wake him up and get him to his room. Hopefully he was OK when he woke up. I did notice the first few times I saw him there was a cell phone near his head, and later there wasn’t… So someone stole his cell phone while he was just laying there (unless the staff put it away, but I don’t think they did – they were afraid to do anything with him)…

So I went back to bed and managed to sleep – sorta… The staff didn’t seem to understand that “quiet rooms” meant people didn’t want noise… They kept talking loudly with each other in the hallway and waking me up…

Finally I got up at 7:30 and walked around. The upstairs area was completely deserted. When I went around where I was (the quiet area) there were a few people, and wouldn’t you know it one of them was laying on his belly waiting to get fucked! I went in, he was this little guy with a really trim body… He started sucking my dick, and I was fingering his ass… Let’s just say his ass had seen some use to the point where I didn’t want to rim it. But I needed to fuck, so I lubed up my dick and fucked him… Felt pretty good. It felt like I kept hitting bottom, which was cool – like that a lot. Finally I just blew my load up his hole, pulled out and that was that… Put on my towel and went… There was a little talk, but pretty much all about the sex…

IML seems over the top and I haven’t really gotten into it… More on that later…