Bottom Wasn’t What I Was Expecting…
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9 November 2015 | 2 Comments
Load 2015-25
A few of you have been making notice that I haven’t been blogging much. Well, I haven’t given many loads lately. There was just one with a bottom at Steamworks Toronto when I was up there over Columbus Day / Canadian Thanksgiving. It was a quick pump-n-dump, so not to much to write about.
It’s not like I haven’t been fucking. I just haven’t been giving loads. I’ve fucked at bars a couple times. But it’s not like that’s a very conducive place to blow a load. Especially when I’m drinking and not at 100% as a top. And I’ve gone to sex clubs a few times but I usually go to Paddles and 1) they don’t have a bed, so I can’t really get bottoms in the position I want, and 2) I might be able to cum early on, but if I do then that sorta stops me from topping later.
So bottom line, I’ve fucked 26 holes since my last blog post, but only given 2 loads.
The bottom today was a bit unfortunate. For some strange reason there were a million bottoms online looking for loads. At least not ones that wanted to travel to Harlem. (In one case it was just 1 stop on the subway for a guy who lived in Columbus Circle, but he didn’t want to bother). So when this guy hit me up that lived nearby I said yes. His pics were decent, but not incredible. I expected a guy with an average body and sort of a working class vibe to him. That’s usually a recipe for good sex.
BUT his pics were old. He’d gained weight and just wasn’t as attractive as his pics. I just wanted to blow my load and get on with my day, so I went through with it.
At first he wasn’t dropping to his knees or anything, but finally he got the hint and started sucking my cock. It took a little while to get hard, but when I was I had him go over to the bed. He laid on his belly and given that he had “a rather full” ass I was worried how that would go. It’s usually my favorite position, but I wasn’t sure if I could get in deep enough. But I managed, and just took shorter strokes and focused on blowing my load, which I did after just a couple minutes.
Then I got up, put on some clothes, washed my dick in the sink and showed him out. It was sort of a slam, bam, thank you ma’am sorta hookup.
It got me off, so that part was good, but not sure I’ll hookup with him again.
What bars should I check out? Love getting fucked in bars.
This blog entry harkened me back to a hookup a few years ago. It was going to be a no recip blow job and he was coming over to my place. Just before we hung up [I won’t meet anybody unless I’ve heard their voice on the phone] he told me, “I have a bit of a tummy.” “As long as you’re not 400 lbs!” I replied. GUESS WHAT!
I answer the door and the pics this guy had on the website were many lbs ago. We sat down and started to watch porn. I realized I wasn’t gonna go through w\this. So I told him in as anodyne a way as I knew how. He wanted to know why. TOWANDA!
“Because you’re significantly overweight compared to your pictures. If I’d known this I wouldn’t have asked you over.” Bitch flounced up like a ballerina w\a hole in his tights and pranced out the door.
I mean, just use your current pics! It’s really sad to see a guy who is 200 lbs heavier than his profile pics luring tweakers over [he deals T] w\the promise of a free high. It’s just sad. He’s the only man I’ve ever known who falls asleep in the middle of giving a blowjob.