So immediately after the bad fuck I went to get an STD test (it was scheduled) at a great gay-oriented health center. The first thing I noticed was how many transsexuals were working there (good for them – they need places where they can have meaningful jobs).

But then I noticed this hot little latin bottom who was being really friendly with me. Turned out he did my ‘intake’ – and even gave me his business card “in case I had questions”. Now here’s the thing… Was he being friendly or flirty? I’m horrible with stuff like this… but he was completely fuckable. I’d totally love to seed the ass of someone who’s job it is to promote safe sex… Do I send him an e-mail or just drop it?

Then the doctor came in and while not as judgmental as the lesbian I saw last time, just wouldn’t let go of the fact that I fucked raw… Whatever. He was still nice enough and I feel like supporting them (by bringing my ‘business’ to them) is helping the community.

So I’ll find out in a week and a half whether I’ve got any STDs…

One other thing that was sorta funny… There was a jar full of condoms at the clinic with a sign asking people to not take more than two. Seemed like a half-hearted gesture to me.