Lame Trick Stole My Poppers

16 February 2007 | 4 Comments

I’m not having the best luck with hooking up these days – I’m way behind on my target of 100 loads for the year – should be up to 13 and I’ve only gotten 10. Oh well it’s early in the year – maybe I’ll catch up… I’m also sorta not totally in the mood to hookup these days – at least not in the mood to work for it.

Tonight a 22 y.o. latin guy contacted me on Adam4Adam and said he was in the neighborhood and looking to hookup. His pics were hot enough, though he didnt have a body pic – just face pics. His profile mentioned “safe” twice so I told him I don’t use condoms ’cause they make me go soft. He didn’t really respond to that part, but we exchanged details and he came over. He asked if I had poppers and I said yes…

When he got here he was cute enough, though a bit hyper and wearing these baggy clothes that make it so you couldn’t see what his body was like. We got down to business pretty quickly. He turned out to have a bit of a belly, but I just wanted to fuck, so after we exchanged short blow jobs I moved on to his hole. I could tell he really liked getting rimmed. Then when I got up, I was totally hard (rimming does that for me), and he blew me some more.

Then I started lubing up my dick and he asked if I had a condom. I said ‘no’ (a lie – my bf has some), so he goes over to his pants and fishes around for one. Takes him a while but he finally finds one. I remind him that I go soft with condoms and he’s like “won’t you at least try?” “Ah… No…” I should have just thrown him out at that point, but I didn’t. I thought I’d be nice, so I went back to eating out his hole while he jacked off. Then he blew me some more and I fingered his hole until he blew his load.

After he was gone I was cleaning up and realized that there was only one bottle of poppers. I had just opened the other bottle that night and they were good ones – Jungle Juice Platinum – big bottle too… I looked all around and they were nowhere to be found. The little fuck had stolen them. UGH! I guess it could have been worse – he could have stolen my bf’s iPod or something…