Load 2008-39

It’s been a while since I’ve done a real quickie pump-and-dump and last night I was sorta in the mood for one. After work there was an art opening my bf wanted to go to down in the meatpacking district, so I figured I’d stop and fuck someone on my way downtown.

What’s weird is that guys seem really horny this week. Must be the weather or something, but the timing seems to be bad. Either they’ll want to hookup during the day, or late at night when I want to go to bed. So I’ve gotten a lot of offers, but nothing has really worked.

So when I was looking late yesterday afternoon this Latino unlocks his pics on Manhunt. The arrangements were quick and to the point…

Me: can you host around 6 or 6:30 – i’m just looking for a quickie pump and dump before i go to something down in the meatpacking district…

Him: 6:30 sounds good

Me: give me an address and i’ll be there…

Him: XXX west 49 just call me before 646-XXX-XXXX

Why can’t they all be that easy? There were a few other e-mails after that, but I loved how quickly things fell in place.

So I show up at his place – nice, neat, tidy apartment which sorta matches his personality – seems like a nice, unremarkable guy (not saying that in a bad way at all)… I’m not there for chit-chat, so pretty quickly I just unzip my pants and he’s down on his knees sucking my dick.

I wasn’t quite sure how my dick was going to respond – I was horny, but I had taken a pill not on an empty stomach and not quite enough time before the hookup. So I put a leather cock ring on to hurry things along…

The leather cock ring did it’s job and before long my dick was down his throat. He seemed to like seeing how far he could get it down his throat, but then he’d choke pretty bad, his gag reflex would kick in and he’d wind up coughing spit all over my pubes. Was sorta hot though…

I was there for a quick load, so when I got hard pretty soon I started feeling for his ass. He got the hint and the second time I reached for his ass he did one last push to get my dick down his throat, then he got on all fours and presented me with his ass…

I just spit on his hole a bit and shoved in. It hurt him a little initially, but he’s an experienced bottom and got used to it pretty quickly. It was a good fuck, but the weird thing was that I kept hitting something that felt a bit hard. I’ve sorta had that experience in the past and what I was hitting was shit. But there was no odor this time (and in the end my dick came out clean), so I don’t know what it was.

Mid way through the fuck I notice a wedding band on his finger. To me that was a total turn on. Here’s this guy on all fours taking my load no questions asked – and I’m guessing his boyfriend has no clue. Fuck I love that…

I can come pretty quickly when I’m fucking a decent hole – especially when I haven’t cum in a couple days. And the whole point of quick pump-and-dump is to make it quick, so when I felt my orgasm coming, I just unloaded in his ass – didn’t try to draw things out or anything. I stayed in his ass for a little bit, then pulled out.

As I mentioned, everything came out clean, but I went to the bathroom to piss and clean off a bit, and then left.

Total time for everything – about 12 minutes. Coulda been less if I had tried, but that’s not a bad amount of time…

Turns out my bf hadn’t left yet, so I had some time to kill so I went to Gym (a bar) for a beer. Talked to two guys – one “big” guy who literally walked away from me in the middle of a conversation (about Baltimore, of all things). It was to get a beer, but he didn’t say “just need to get a beer – be right back”, so it was weird, and then I was talking to someone else by the time he got his beer. The second guy was a Latino I had seen and thought was hot. He came up and we started talking, but after exchanging names he asked who I was married to (he saw the ring). We were a little flirty with each other, but when we figured out we were both tops, he went off to smoke a cigarette.

Curiously enough, I was recognized by someone who reads the blog who I’ve been meaning to fuck. When I got home there was an e-mail from him asking if I had been at Gym. He’s actually someone who had me put a listing on my cumhole directory, but then asked me to take it down.

So after a quick bite at Better Burger, I went with my bf to the art opening. OMG… It’s like New Jersey and Long Island had invaded Manhattan… It used to be that “bridge and tunnel” people weren’t so prevalent in the City, but these days it feels like they’re everywhere. Almost everyone at the opening was straight, there were more women than men there, and while the women looked fabulous, the sensibility was very cheesy. Lots of blonds… They were like young versions of Alex on The Real Housewives of New York City. It was a bit disturbing actually. I don’t want people like that taking over New York. It felt way too much like LA… Ich! (LA is OK, but Manhattan should never feel like LA – it’s just wrong).

Then we needed to be around gay people so we went to Chelsea for dinner. Even though it’s been there for years, we’d never been to Nisos – so we tried it out. We were plastered from all the drinks we had and I managed to order a soft shell crab salad without realizing it was $21. Oh well… As we were leaving I had to go to the bathroom. They were busy and when a guy came out of the women’s room, I figured what the hell, it’s Chelsea… Later I told my bf if a woman had said something I would have told her she’s in Chelsea – get used to it… Hell, stay on the Upper East Side or Staten Island if it bothers you that much. He thought that would have been rude (he was drunk and just being difficult), but honestly, when you look out the window at that restaurant you see a huge sign across the street for Nasty Pig. Where do they think they are?