Well, it’s official… I’m a bear!
18 July 2008 | 2 Comments
For a while now I’ve been openly wondering if I was a bear. Well, the guy from Gay Porn Pig has declared I’m a bear…
You’re totally a bear, not the hairiest one I’ve ever seen, but definitely a bear. And a cute one, too. I wouldn’t get too caught up in what others say or think. You have all the qualities of a bear – masculine, facial hair, a bit of a belly (they don’t need to be huge) and body hair. In my estimation as long as a man has more of those qualities than not, then he’d be considered a bear. For instance, I think with a full beard, you can get away with having less body hair; if you were clean shaven, then I’d say, probably not.
So you might be wondering what are all the qualities of a bear? I know I always thought bears were always at least 20-30 heavier than I am… Well here’s his definition…
There are two key characteristics to classify a man as a bear: body hair and body size – a bear has to have some solidness and heaviness to him. This can range from a stocky or chunky guy to a 300-pound man with a big belly. Lots of bears have facial hair, too.
However, one other aspect of the bear community is the idea of self determination and visualization. If a man says he’s a bear, then he kind of is, whether you think he’s a cub, or something else.
So if any of the rest of you are wondering if you’re bears… There’s your answer (from someone who really seems to love bears)…
(I have lost about 10+ pounds from my heaviest a couple months ago – I’m now consistently weighing about 225-227. I was up around 238 for a while there… But I have a feeling I’ll be bearish for the forseeable future…)
So, does that bother you? You didn’t really say. I think bears and fucking hot! And you are fucking hot!
@buzzword – No, doesn’t really bother me. I am what I am… I’m trying to control my weight and possibly lose a bit however…