Another Reason Why I’m A Top
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7 August 2009 | 4 Comments
So for some strange reason yesterday I decided I wanted to have a butt plug up my ass. When I took a shower in the morning I got the butt plug all soapy and tried to get it up my ass, but it wouldn’t go (I was too tight). I gave up but then decided to try a few minutes later and managed to get it in there, but it was excruciatingly painful, so I took it out. The funny part was my bf said “that was a long shower” as I was getting out… 😉
Later in the day I decided to try again. Used lube this time and managed to get it in and endured the initial pain. Walked around for a bit with it in, sat at my desk. But it was pushing on my bladder making me want to pee. Finally I wanted it out so I went to pull it out and sorta squatted over the toilet as I did it. Well, I wasn’t clean and a huge amount of shit came out with it. Got all over the place and the butt plug wound up in the toilet. So I had to clean myself up, clean the toilet, and fish the butt plug out of the toilet and then clean it off. (Yuck!)
Needless to say, I should stick to being a top!
Know what you mean. Fort Troff sells an item called the “ass lock cock ring”, nifty device that fits as a cock ring, but also has a round steel ball on the other end that goes in the ass and stimulates the prostate. The “ball” which is removable comes in three different sizes–“regular”, “bigger” and “OMG”…
I’ve been experimenting with takin’ cock up the ass, and really like this device. That said, no matter how much time I spend “cleaning out”, and no matter how clean the water that I expel, I know that within 20 to 30 minutes of inserting this thing, I’m gonna shit again. That time span shortens greatly if I am doing a lot of moving around. Removing it at that point can prove dangerous, so I’ve learned to squat over the toilet, or just remove it in the shower.
Once that is past though, the device is really fun…makes my cock rock hard due to the prostate stimulation, and wearing it while fucking a hot hole rocks.
Hillarious!! I usually don’t laugh out loud to myself but had to this time—-that needs to be turned into a short skit somewhere–thanks for sharing!
The troubles we bottoms go thru, just to be as fresh and lovely for our tops that we can be.