Disappointing Night @ GI Joe Montreal
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20 August 2011 | 11 Comments
My bf and I are in Montréal this weekend. The weather is perfect, and we’re staying at a great B&B that’s in the middle of everything gay. So last night I wanted to go to a bathhouse, while my bf wanted to go dancing – so after dinner and some stripper bar bar hopping we split up.
GI Joe has been great in the past so I went there again. I had heard that there was new management, they had upped the prices, and it wasn’t as good as it was, but I didn’t want to go to the twinky one or the old troll one down the street, so I went and hoped for the best.
Even though I was there pretty much at prime time (Friday night between 11:45 and 1:30) the place was dead compared to how it used to be. There were guys there, but not as many and the guys who were there were more inhibited than I remember from before. I only saw three bottoms laying on their bellies and one of those just wanted to suck.
So starting from the beginning… I got there, took a shower, and checked the place out. They had pretty much gutted the fun playroom in the basement that had fuck-sized glory holes where guys used to back up their asses and take dick from guys they never saw. Also none of the rooms down in the basement had anyone in them. On the upper floors there was a little going on – in fact the guys there did seem to be into public sex – but it was mostly oral or after a while you realized the guys who were fucking were couples who wanted to fuck with an audience. So there was a lot of voyeurs, but not many people engaging in anonymous fucking.
At one point a guy was sucking dick near the sling on the top floor. I was standing by jacking my dick and he finally noticed my dick (and said “nice dick”). When I felt up his ass it was well lubed. He was actually carrying a bottle of lube with him. He backed onto my dick, but it was crowded and he was standing up so it wasn’t a good position for fucking and my dick kept slipping out of his hole. Then he backed onto this other guy’s dick and they fucked a while. Then I fucked him again – this time with him bent over. It was a better fuck, but not one where I’d be able to cum, so I pulled out after a while and walked around some more.
Then I tried this beefy Asian guy who way laying on his belly (head facing the door), but he only wanted to suck dick.
Time went by and one time this BIG muscle boy came into my room, but he “had issues” and wasn’t really comfortable being there – very fidgety and finally he just left. All he was up for was a little cock sucking.
I was getting a little bored. FINALLY I saw a bottom on his belly in one of the big rooms. He wasn’t exactly “hot” but he wasn’t unattractive either. He looked like the type who spend 3 or 4 nights at the bathhouse getting fucked. I went in and positioned him so I could rim him. He was pleasantly surprised at that. Then I just pushed him forward and used him as a hole – I just needed to cum – and I did.
He cleaned off my dick when I was done and I felt the urge to piss. I asked him if he drank piss and being French I don’t think he quite understood what I meant, but he did seem to understand piss and he turned around and presented his ass to me. Wasn’t what I was expecting, but OK… So I shoved my dick in and tried to pee. It’s not easy pissing in a guy’s ass ’cause the ass can be tight and cut off the flow of piss, but I did manage to get some piss in there.
I went to the bathroom to finish pissing and there was a cup sitting in the urinal. Not sure who the piss pig was, but put a little piss in the cup and then cleaned the lube off my beard.
I laid around trying to get my second wind, but it just wasn’t happening. I walked around a bit and did see one more bottom on his belly but he was much older than me and wasn’t someone who could get me hard when my dick wasn’t totally cooperating.
So I called it a night and went back to the B&B.
The lacklustre attendance and ambience must be cause of gentrification *ugh*
Btw, I’m hoping to be bred when I get to NYC on my next visit. Where are the best places?
So here’s the reason why the place was slow: The previous weekend was gay pride in Mtl and the local boys are all partied out. And 2 weeks before that was another huge week of gay concerts dances and shows called Divers Cité. The baths are always slow for one to two weeks after Pride.
It is really hard to find a decent hole nowadays. I’m not sure if it is worth it anymore. I finally bred a neg hole last week but it sure took time. He is anxious to find out if he got the dose.
Jeez- you sad little men. I checked out this blog after a long while; since, I consider, having grown beyond it and realized that these sordid, fleeting little fictional encounters, which you document and slaver over degradingly, rarely bear any resemblance to the animal/”real”/fulfilling connections we all aspire to. At the end of the day, Rawtop is still popping pills and forcing his flacid little cock into emotionally retarded, lonely little men, who resist abandoning their hormone ravished fantasies after they’ve cum. Nicholas
Nicholas, the bottoms that RT meetsare not emotionally retarded… They just live in SRO buildings and forget to douche! 😉 Seriously, Rawtop is very brave for sharing his sex life so openly. This blog is more than just sex. It’s about coming to terms and accepting life in your 30s and 40s, being comfortable with your body, being honest if that spark between you and your partner isn’t what it was, enjoying sex when you’re not an NYU twink anymore, and acknowledging that you will never have that “perfect” career and apartment in New York, without serious sacrifice.
i need to point out something here…. there is no way in hell that raw top is neg… u cant possibly bareback that much and NOT get it. especially in NYC or Montreal.
so i dont think its fair to fool people into thinking its a good idea to bareback and u can still never get it.. because all the guys he fucks are 90% poz as is he
Passing through – I think RawTop is handsome: caught glimpses of him (as camera shy as he is) on, perhaps Xtube. I know this: the way your Montreal post has been written created some negative feelings. And one comment (Dave) bruised mine.
I live in an SRO, The Times Square on 43rd St. There are 652 tenants: 50% are below poverty level, while 50% pay market rate. I am here as a HASA (HIV welfare) client, et cetera. I keep a tidy apartment – all 120 square feet of it. My walls are lined with corduroy, brocade, and velvet. I never see rodents/bugs. I bathe twice, most days. I am a classical musician; and I do not douche – which I find a most strange modern-day requirement [what would Oscar Wilde do? Or for that matter, David and Jonathan?]. I also do not have a lot of real mansex, because reading between the lines here and elsewhere makes some of us feel like “trolls.” We retreat to our PCs.
If I had been in Montreal, no matter my age, I probably would have gone for the “trolls” [Door #3]. For with the “trolls,” I have, in my long 48 years enjoyed the most transcending, wildy orgiastic and somewhat nasty sex. Yes, it is good to be with a man who is not vain.
RawTop himself knows as I know, and many of you know that the good life is full of bubble butts and flat asses. It is for we bottoms to intuit when and how much to offer ourselves to another man. I’m tall and thin, bearded and rough-poz looking: and I may offer myself to a man once in a while – but you will never see me skulking around where the youngsters play. I am usually not that sex-confident; age teaches me that most men are the same. It is as a lover that I excel. And that is in “steel reserve.” Peace to all men who do not malign the Single Room Occupancy lifestyle.
Respectfully submitted by gayforlife2020.
What the fuck ever. If this guy was a bottom everyone would think he was a sad, fat whore; but because he’s a top, he can be obese, impotent, habitually infected with STD’s, and crappy in bed according to some posters here–and still somehow be a “catch”. Fuck this noise.
was there last week after kink pig party……they have increased their prices a lot…..guys were not going there ….the place was empty …..older guys …..no sexual energy…..it used to be great……now really meek ………….sauna centre ville is cheaper and much better……g.i.joe attracts a tired bored crowd .the kink scene in montreal is not as hard core as it was be.