Possibly The Quickest Hookup Ever

4 September 2011 | 3 Comments

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Yesterday was a wasted day in some respects. I woke up with a hangover from drinking the night before, then didn’t feel like working (headache), so I sat down on the couch and watched TV. Star Wars Episode I was on and I saw it was followed by Episode II and then Episode III. I had been meaning to watch them back-to-back so I proceeded to do exactly that… (And to my surprise I realized I had never seen Episode II).

A couple weeks ago my boyfriend had gotten an iPad 2 through work, which meant I got his “old” iPad 1 as a hand-me-down, but I’ve been so busy I hadn’t had time to set it up and really try it out. So I was half watching Star Wars and half playing with my iPad. That lead me to trying out BBRT and Adam4Adam on the iPad, which meant guys were hitting me up, etc. Mentally I was horny, but my dick just wasn’t getting all that hard – and then there was the hangover… Anyway, a guy hit me up that was literally a couple blocks from me. Couldn’t exactly say no to that, so I told him I’d be over at 8pm (at the end of Episode II).

Before I went I tried to get hard  and it was tricky, so I was a little worried about the hookup. I hadn’t taken a Cialis or anything and sorta felt like I needed one… I get to his place – nice building and a very neat and tidy apartment (I was jealous – our place is a bit of a mess right now). He wasn’t totally my type, but I could tell he had a decent body that could get me off… I was just worried about my dick.

We take off our clothes and he starts sucking my dick, but it’s completely soft. I was a little embarrassed about it and thought it was a bad way to start off the encounter. I needed to change things up, so I told him I wanted to rim his ass. He gets up on the bed on all fours and I start eating his hole. As expected, that did the trick and I got hard. I gotta say, I do know what my dick likes – it’s all about the bottom’s hole.

He was clearly enjoying it and was telling me to take my time. I just wanted to go with the flow, so I got up, lubed up my dick and got behind him to fuck. He’s usually a top who was “exploring his bottom side” so he told me to go slow. If I had actually taken his advice I might have gone soft, so I just slowly but insistently pushed in. It hurt him for a few seconds, but he got used to it.

He wanted to jack his dick, but I pushed him onto his belly and he had to stop jacking. I did a few strokes lined up with the two of us lines up, then moved so I was at an angle. After less than a minute of fucking I could feel myself cumming. Given how temperamental my dick was being, I didn’t try to stop it. I hadn’t cum in days, so it was a pretty big load. I was a little embarrassed at how quickly I had cum so I actually apologized to him for it.

I rolled him over on his side thinking he’d want to jack off, but he said he had cum while I was fucking him – that the friction of his dick against the sheets was enough to get him to cum. That means he’s an even quicker cummer than me…

There was a little small talk, but after a couple minutes we were putting our clothes back on and heading out. As I left I looked at the time – only 10 minutes had passed. It’s one thing to have a 10 minute hookup that’s a pump-n-dump where I don’t take off my clothes and the bottom is naked on all fours waiting for me. But this was 10 minutes complete with everything including foreplay and after sex small talk. That’s gotta be a record.

So then the problem was that if I went straight home I’d get home 15 minutes after I left. My bf knows I like quickies, but that’s a little absurd. So I actually walked around the neighborhood for 20 minutes killing time. Even as it was when I got home my bf thought it was awfully quick. I said the guy was 2 blocks away and he understood. But he didn’t know I could have been home 20 minutes sooner đŸ™‚

Good news was that the bottom had fun. He wants to do it again. So I’ve got a convenient hole just a couple blocks away now… Next time I’ll take a Cialis and give him a better fuck…