When Not To Offer A Drink
26 August 2012 | 3 Comments
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Over a week ago now I hooked up with this guy who wanted an anonymous pump and dump. (Sounds good to me). I get down there, ring the bell, go up and the door’s unlocked so I go in. It’s a small, but nice loft and he’s in the bedroom area on all fours, head down. What I see is a pretty nice ass so I start rimming him. I didn’t take off my clothes – figured I’d make it a real quickie and I wasn’t particularly hot, so didn’t need to take off my clothes to avoid overheating…
I rim him pretty well and get fully hard. I stand up to find some lube and start fucking and he turns around, takes off the blindfold (which I hadn’t noticed) and asks me if I’d like a drink – juice? water? I’m thinking WTF? I’m in the middle of having sex with you and you want to interrupt things to serve beverages? [Guess he was a flight attendant in another life.] I politely say ‘no’ at which point he suggests/insists I take off my clothes… I didn’t really want to argue about that one so I took off my clothes. I just got this sense from him that he was high on something (I’m guessing not Tina since from what I hear and have seen guys on Crystal just want to get fucked).
Once we were naked I just wanted to fuck, but I got this vibe off the bottom that it was too soon to fuck. It was like he had some etiquette handbook from Miss Manners that said you needed to serve beverages and snacks and have a conversation before fucking. Which was baffling ’cause this was the same guy who left his door unlocked so a complete stranger could find him ass up, blindfolded in bed. It was actually sorta funny.
Well, I just pushed past his reservations and told him I wanted to fuck, and not long after my raw dick was up his hole – though he did have me take out my PA. It being over a week now the details are a bit fuzzy. But I got him down on his belly and gave him a decent fuck. True to form for me I didn’t last all that long. When I came in his ass quickly I think I must have violated another rule in his Miss Manners etiquette book – I think he was a little shocked he was on the receiving end of a session that was basically “slam, bam, thank you ma’am”.
There was something about the vibe that spooning with my dick in him wasn’t right – which is funny – ’cause what he wanted was a longer hookup. When I got up he once again offered a beverage – I think he just wanted me to hang around a bit longer or something. I get it – especially if he was tweaking… But it was time to go. It took a while to get my clothes on and my PA back in, and we talked a bit during that time – he seemed like a nice guy… One thing he said when I was standing there naked in front of him was “you look better than your pics – more of a cub, not so much of a bear.” I have been loosing weight, but still consider myself pretty bearish. Still, it was nice to hear.
Thanks! Sounds like an entertaining hookup. 🙂
Lookin forward to see in some more recent pics of you as you keep losing weight! You’re sexy no matter what size your are though. 😉
Hilarious, Rawtop. What would Miss Manners say about asking a Top to remove his PA? If one is looking to get fucked, that’s just plain rude to ask. Btw, carry on with the jennycraig mode, and you’ll get where you want to be, soon enuf.