One Very Good Reason Why I’m Gay…
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2 November 2008 | 5 Comments
I just can’t deal with vaginas, ergo I’m gay… My first boyfriend told me that they’re a “nice, warm, wet place” to put your dick (he was on the gay side of bi), but I never really even wanted to try it out.
The whole “ecosystem” of the vagina is another reason why they’re not appealing to me. But if you’re like me and find the whole thing sorta “icky”, but want to know more, check out this educational video featuring Amy Sedaris and props by Todd Oldham…
I also can’t deal with breasts, not real keen on long hair, and definitely don’t like femininity in my partner, so there are many reasons why I’m not straight, but vaginas are high on my list. A dick is just so much nicer…
I love her! She’s so entertaining.
Yeah, but you don’t actually suck dick, you just fuck bottoms…Plus, the straight stud/fem faggot roleplay is pretty good. You get off power/control so much more than vanilla man/man fucks.
Eewwwwwwww…. there’s another reason I’m a pussy virgin. After having 2 bf, the first at 14, I had a my first girlfriend at 16. For some reason I thought I was completely in love. After 11 months of her using her tits are some sort of reward, showing her my everything, jo’ing for her amusement (yea and mine), even letting her try a vibrator up my ass, I never even saw her pussy, let alone fingered, ate, or fucked it. She used taking off her shirt or a 1 min handjob as a means to empty my meager, after school job based bank account. But fucking was something nice girls didn’t do. So I didn’t and I don’t. I’m sooo glad I didn’t run into any of Amy’s wonders down there. Men who are men are just soo much better, even when they stink.
I’ve heard that women don’t even have dicks!
Apparently where their cock should be, they have a smelly hole that oozes slime!
YUK!!!