Today I was playing with my dog. I had just put on my jeans and when I pulled her up into my lap it looked like I had her head positioned just right to give me a blow job (my pants weren’t zipped up yet)…

That reminded me of back when I was a kid… I had a doberman and I used to go out into the fields to have quiet time with her and get away from my parents. Sometimes we’d just lay down and look at the stars, sometimes we’d explore woods… Whatever.

Anyway, one time I thought I’d see what it would be like to have my dog give me a blow job. I was a repressed teen in a really conservative family, so I thought this was a safe way to explore. The first time she took a couple licks and then I got freaked out and stopped her. The second time I let her go a bit further. Problem was she thought it was a treat and tried to take a bite. Luckily it was a light bite, but I got the message loud and clear – having a dog give you a blow job can be a dangerous – especially when the dog is a doberman.

That freaked me out enough that I stopped an never let her lick my dick again. What really sealed it was that for a couple weeks she started aggressively sniffing the crotches of every guy she came in contact with. It was a bit embarrassing. Even if I had been able to train her to only lick and not bite, I’m not sure I could have stopped her from sniffing crotches looking for more tasty dicks.