The Pope Agrees With Me! Condoms Are The Problem…

17 March 2009 | 8 Comments

Well, it’s official – condoms cause AIDS or at least they “increase the problem” – so says god’s infallible messenger on earth – his holiness, the Pope. This is consistent with prior church teachings such as the pronouncement in 2003 by Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo (who was then head of the Vatican’s Pontifical Council for the Family) that condoms are not effective in blocking transmission of HIV. Since the Pope is infallible, that settles it and you guys can go on with your barebacking and fuck raw – the way god intended. After all, if god had wanted us to use condoms to fuck, he would have created them, right?