Like A Kid Opening A Christmas Present

11 August 2008 | 15 Comments

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Well, with this fuck I hit 50 loads given so far this year. If things keep up I’ll hit 82 for the year… Not bad – way better than last year.

So this skinny Brazilian guy’s been hitting me up the past couple weeks on Manhunt, today I finally got to hookup with him. After doing the research study interview at CHEST I headed over to his place. When I saw the building I thought his place was going to be a miserable hell hole, but while it was really small it turned out to be not so bad…

He was a really sweet guy – skinny as a rail and somewhat child-like even though he was in his 30s… He was so happy I was hooking up with him… He wanted to put on a blindfold (he thought I was the only guy on the Internet who was also into blindfolds), but his building didn’t have a buzzer system so he put it on after we had met and chatted – it was more about him concentrating on the fuck rather than being an anonymous thing…

He took off his clothes pretty quickly he must have had a 27 or 28 inch waist and was so skinny he had a 6 pack – plus he was Latino – so he was definitely my type and I had zero problem popping a woodie. Before he put the blindfold on he pointed out where the lube and condoms were and then made it clear the condoms were completely optional.

We got down to business pretty quickly. He got on the bed and I pulled off his underwear and started eating out his ass. He was loving it – sorta whimpering and saying stuff I didn’t understand while I was eating him out. His ass was so skinny it was really pretty hot. His hole looked like it had gotten fucked a lot, which was fine with me – I like fucking sluts…

When I went to fuck him he wanted poppers. As soon as he had had a few really good inhales I started fucking him. I didn’t use any lube other than spit and he seemed to have a bit of trouble taking it so I went slow at first, but then when I got in nice and deep with his legs up over my shoulders I started fucking about as hard as I felt like. I could tell he’d just take it – he was happy to have me fuck him and would take whatever I gave him…

He kept whimpering and muttering things. Several times I thought I heard him saying “help me” followed by some other stuff, but I couldn’t really tell what it all was. It sounded like English (not Portuguese), but I couldn’t really get a handle on what he was saying.

I then flipped him over and kept fucking him. He felt really good. I could have cum several times but I took my time… I was getting hot and we were both sweating pretty profusely. Finally I just dumped my load deep in his ass…

Since my dog had eaten my pills, I didn’t have any help staying hard, but that wasn’t an issue. After I came I stayed hard for a while and kept slowly fucking him. I must have stayed in him 5 or 10 minutes and we just sorta cuddled.

This is when I really realized how child-like he was. I had sensed it for a while, but he was like a kid in a candy store or a kid who just opened the Christmas present he really wanted. At one point he said “I can’t believe you picked me“… He seemed really needy. In a way it was sweet, in another way I felt bad for him. He was literally fauning over me… I like sub bottoms, but he was a little over the top…

When we got up from cuddling he sucked me clean. While I figured he must be pretty clean since he didn’t have to clean me off before licking me click,  I wasn’t confident enough about that to felch his hole (I knew he had gotten home just a little before I got there and didn’t know how well he had douched)… Maybe next time on that one…

All in all a sweet guy who I definitely want to fuck again…

Silky Asian Cumhole

3 August 2008 | No Comments

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I realize I haven’t been fucking enough (some of you are getting bored and I can see the traffic to the blog tapering off just slightly)… So I figured I’d step things up a bit and have a second hookup this week. But it’s not about the traffic I really don’t feel like I’m fucking enough unless I get in 2 or 3 holes a week…

There’s this Asian guy who’s been hitting me up who likes white bearish guys… He seemed like a nice guy and I kept meaning to hookup with him, but frankly, there are more bottoms than I have time to fuck and so timing and availability are an issue. [That said, why is it that when you really want to fuck someone no one is available – it’s like feast or famine.] He told me he wanted me to wear my hood and my boots, so I grabbed those and after a work-related delay, I headed over.

He opened the door wearing just a leather jock strap and combat boots. He looked hotter than his pics, which is always a pleasant thing to find… I thought he’d be in the bedroom and I’d put the hood on just inside the door, but he was just inside the door – so much for the whole point of the hood. But who cares, he looked like a hot little fuck hole.

We started playing just inside the door. He stripped my t-shirt off me, and I put on my hood while he was sucking on my dick… Then I bent him over in the hallway and rimmed him. I gotta stop and mention that he had the smoothest softest skin… And he had zero body hair – it felt really sensual. His hole was pretty excellent as well… I got it nice and wet, stood up and started fucking him. But he wanted more than that so he broke it off and led me into the bedroom…

I could tell he wanted me out of my jeans, but that was just too much trouble. I just wanted to fuck. Now, if he has been a really good sub and gotten down and removed them for me (so I wasn’t falling all over myself doing it), I would have gone for it, but he didn’t so they stayed on (down around my ankles).

He kept blowing me, and as you might guess, I rimmed his hole, got it wet and shoved in (I’m predictable, aren’t I?) He felt great. It was like the inside of him was as silky smooth as the outside. I fucked him a bit on all fours, then flipped him over and looked in his eyes while I fucked him nice and deep. Like the guy the other day he had a huge grin on his face – only there was no pain when I slammed in nice and deep. He was a power bottom and that’s exactly what he was looking for…

As I got close and he knew I was about to cum, he grabbed a hold of me to make sure I didn’t pull out. It was a nice gesture but actually made it difficult to fuck (LOL). As if I’d pull out… He got a nice big load deep in his ass. Then we stayed with my dick in his hole until I got soft.

I could tell he wanted more than a quickie pump-and-dump but that’s pretty much where things stood at that point. He wanted to suck my dick, so of course I let him (with a warning to watch out ’cause it might be sensitive after cumming). He just put it in his mouth and let it sit there. It was like he wanted to drink my piss, but he had just told me that he was into getting pissed on and pissed up his ass, not drinking.

Eventually I got hard enough to face fuck him. Then I bent him over and felched his cummy hole. God it tasted great! Reminded me of the first time I (accidentally) felched cum at a sex club – I was rimming this smooth Asian ass on this hot thin twink, and he pushed out some of the cum inside him. It surprised me, but tasted really good…

I didn’t really have round two of fucking in me, so gradually things wound down and I left… He’s a good cumhole though – would definitely fuck him again.

Long Session With A Kinky Sub Piss Bottom

20 July 2008 | No Comments

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There’s this bottom who has been wanting to hookup with me and my boyfriend literally for years. But on two occasions he said he’d come over and then he was a no-show. The second time he swore it wouldn’t be like the first time, but it was…

I hadn’t blocked him on Manhunt, so yesterday he contacts me again and says he wants to hookup. I told him I wasn’t in the mood to get stood up. He apologizes (again – he keeps having to do it every time he contacts me) and says it’s different this time – the other times he had a boyfriend and things came up.

I was feeling lazy – didn’t really want to leave the apartment… So I give him the address and tell him to come over. I figured once again he’d just flake out. He writes back saying he’ll be here – in two hours… He needed to clean up and he was coming from Brooklyn. Then he writes back and says he’ll be early ’cause he’s leaving earlier than he had planned.

As expected the time he said he would be here came and went and there was no sign of him. He definitely wasn’t early. I was thinking “how typical” when the phone rang. It was him and he was having some sort of subway troubles. I was just about to think it was some sort of excuse when he mentioned a street in the neighborhood – that he had gotten out of the subway and was walking. Thing was I had given him instructions from the subway that didn’t include the street name, so he needed to know how to get here.

Suddenly things were looking up. I told him how to get here and 10 or 15 minutes later he was at my door. His pictures gave a mixed impression of him, but in person he was pretty cute. He had a bit of a nerdy Jewish guy look to him, but later when I saw his uncut dick I realized he wasn’t Jewish.

We undress and he starts sucking my dick. I had taken my PA out since I didn’t want complications and hadn’t taken any pills (since I didn’t actually expect him to show up). The blowjob wasn’t getting me hard, but he had mentioned that he liked watersports. Since some guys (like the guy who got gangbanged last week) only like golden showers, not drinking piss, I checked with him first before I tried to piss in his mouth. Don’t know if it was because I was semi hard or if it was because my bladder just wasn’t all that full, but I wasn’t able to piss more than just a little bit… Oh well…

Since the blowjob just wasn’t doing it for me I had him get on the bed on all fours so I could rim him. I was a litte worried that since he had been walking in the heat he’d be all rank, but he wasn’t fortunately. He had a pretty nice hole, which I gave a pretty good rimming to before it was sloppy with spit and I shoved my dick in…

His hole felt pretty good. I fucked him on all fours and on his belly. When he was on his belly it was a bit of a weird/awkward position but it still sorta felt good. There was no eye contact – he was just a hole… Which is sorta what I wanted of him. After all he had stood me up twice – this was when he made it up to me… For a while there I wondered if I was going to be able to cum, but eventually the orgasm came and I gave him a big load deep in his ass.

I then rolled over on my side with my dick still in his ass. Usually bottoms want to cuddle after getting a load, but he did this thing where he moved so his back was not up against my chest. It seems he didn’t want the intimacy of getting held. OK…

After my dick softened and fell out of his ass, he got up and started cleaning off my dick. I thought that was going to be it, but then he went on and on… Licking my balls and basically being very subservient and sort of worshiping me. He even licked my feet…

Having just cum, I was laying there and for a moment I realized I was acting a bit like a “do me” sorta top. But then I realized I had “done him” so that wasn’t the case at all. I sat up with him still between my legs and showed him some more attention. He wanted me to spit in his face (I did), and he liked it when I slapped him. I could tell he wanted something more like the dom top I watched at IML, but I just wasn’t in that headspace. I did take a page out of that top’s playbook and when he was sucking my fingers I shoved them deeper and deeper until he was just about gagging on them. I could tell he didn’t like that ’cause I’d keep trying and he’d usually move his tongue so I couldn’t get back that far – though he did let me get down deep a few times more…

That sorta stuff went on for a long time. The fuck wasn’t that long, but he was with me for about an hour and a half total – most of it was just him worshiping me and serving me. He cleaned my sweaty pits, licked my feet, sucked my dick, chewed on my beard. I spit in his face, slapped him and generally just treated him like a pig.

At one point he got me hard enough that I wanted to fuck again. I started by rimming his cummy hole which was great ’cause I could taste my load in there – nothing like felching a cummy hole! Then I fucked him and it was incredible… His hole felt all silky and smooth…

We then went back to him serving me. At one point he was sucking on my toes and then he turned around and started trying to shove my foot up his ass. Of course it didn’t get far, but it was still sorta cool… The guy was a definite pig… Of course he licked my toes clean after they were up his ass…

At one point he was laying next to me and he smelled musky and raunchy – it smelled pretty good. He sorta had piss breath, but not too bad since I hadn’t pissed much in his mouth…

Finally he jacked off while having me slap his face with my foot… The guy’s a perverted fucker – I like that…

As he was getting dressed I went into the bathroom ’cause I needed to piss. Then I thought – this is dumb – I’ve got someone who will drink it… He was already dressed and surprised I wanted him to drink cum, but he got on his knees and sucked it down. Afterward he went into the bathroom and cleaned up a little (not too much) including rinsing his mouth out with water. He’ll still go home with piss breath, but it won’t be as bad as if drinking rank piss was the last thing he did…

After he left I took a shower and the rank smell just wafted off my body. Having a piss pig lick you all over gets you smelling like piss… Gotta remember that next time and not go out with friends without showering first!

Things Don’t Always Go As Planned…

19 June 2008 | No Comments

Last night I was supposed to fuck this hot mid-20s skinny guy who rarely ever (if ever) barebacks – a fan who I keep running into at bars – first he saw me at the Gym like a week ao, then I saw him at the Eagle this past Sunday at Beer Blast… Thing was he doesn’t want to travel up here, and can’t host, so the blogger “Bingity Bang” (who took his blog down a while ago) had agreed to host us, but then the guy canceled ’cause he wasn’t sure he could make it… On top of it all, I managed to piss off Bingity Bang ’cause I just sent a message on Manhunt and didn’t call him. He had been checking Manhunt a lot earlier in the day… And personally I hate unnecessary calls and texts on my cell. Oops…

So then I was looking for someone else to fuck. This black 19 y.o. had an ad on Craigslist saying

black neg. d/d free bottom looking for a gl white raw neg. d/d free top. who can make my ass drip of his seed. send a pic or number in first email. im looking for now cant host must travel. older white a +++

So I contacted him and he was interested. Then right as we were making plans for him to come up he asked if I’d fuck him with a condom – he’d never barebacked before and was nervous. I told him ‘no’ and tried to reassure him that I was just a pretty regular guy… That seemed to work and he said he was coming up, but he never actually showed up. That was really too bad. I so wanted to be the first guy to seed his hole.

Even though I sorta half expected him to flake out, the problem was I had taken a couple pills. Now I had a hardon and no hole to fuck. I start chatting with this young, mid-20s, bareback top who lives near me – he was looking as well.

In the middle of that I was chatting with the bottom who I had hooked up with who likes golden showers. He said it turned him on that I thought he’d be back taking loads – that I was so certain about it. Encouraging him to do it without really pushing him to do it…

Anyway, even though I had a raging hardon, I had to break for dinner (with my bf and a neighbor). When I was done I looked some more and talked some more to the young top. One guy was online who was a possibility – I had fucked him once before, and then gone over to his place to fuck a bottom he was fucking… He’s one of the tops I had contacted the other night when the blindfolded bottom wanted more tops. Since he knew I was into blindfolded pump-and-dumps he asked if he could be blindfolded. I said sure and said I had another top who might want to come over. He was game, so I IM’d the top and he was game as well…

The top and I met in the subway station and headed over. We got there and the door was unlocked. We went up to his bedroom and he’s there on all fours in tighty whities that have a hole ripped in them showing his hole. I get down on my knees and rim his hole while the other top took off some of his clothes…

After getting nice and hard I started fucking the bottom (the young top wasn’t ready)… My dick was pretty big at this point – I had a cockring on and the pills were doing their job. The only problem was the bottom’s hole was a little high for my dick and he didn’t get the suggestion when I tried to pull his ass towards me (which since he was on all fours would have lowered his ass). So it was a little awkward, but OK…

I fucked him for a while, but given the imperfect position, when the young top got hard, I was fine with giving him use of the bottom’s hole. There was a little bit of odor when I pulled out, but I didn’t think too much of it. He wasn’t perfectly clean, but wasn’t all that dirty either…

While the young top was fucking the bottom, I figured I’d fuck his face. I didn’t really give too much thought to the fact that my dick wasn’t perfectly clean. Most bottoms I’ve fucked lately would just clean off my dick. But this guy was versatile, not a sub bottom, and in hindsight giving him a slightly dirty dick to suck was a bad idea.

The two of us filled him from both ends for a bit, but then as soon as we stopped to change positions, he got up, took off the blindfold and ran into the shower to clean out some more… So much for him not seeing the other top…

After that point the hookup was sorta weird. He tried to put everything back in order by almost jumping into place on the bed and throwing his legs in the air in a “let’s start again” sorta way… I rimmed him and then fucked him. But things just weren’t the same. It wasn’t an anonymous pump-and-dump anymore…

The young top had told me before we went that he was tired and not sure how well he was going to perform. Several times he’d get hard enough to fuck, and then lose it. That was sorta my story as well that night, though I was doing better than the young top… I probably fucked the bottom on and off a half dozen times, but none of them lasted very long, and I didn’t feel like I was even close to cumming any of those times.

After the bottom came, we sorta wrapped it up and went home. It’s too bad it didn’t go a little better.

I’m wondering whether eating dinner had some effect. The time I organized a gangbang I had a heavy meal, took some pills, and then couldn’t get very hard. This time I took pills, had a fairly moderate meal, and then had so-so results. And there are also other times when I have eaten and taken pills and had issues… So I’m thinking that’s a bad combination… Or maybe it’s just eating before hooking up – I’m not sure…

So I’m hoping I have time tonight to get to Matt & Dan’s gangbang… It should make up for last night, but I’ve got some other stuff that might conflict with me going…

The 4 minute blindfolded pump-and-dump

13 June 2008 | No Comments

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In case you thought 12 minutes was too long for a pump-and-dump, did one that was MUCH shorter earlier tonight…

This guy and I started chatting on Manhunt. He seemed really hungry to be treated like a cumhole and take a load. The scene he wanted was just a pump-and-dump with him blindfolded. On top of that he makes it clear he wishes I were a poz top. It take the cue and contacted a poz guy I knew was versatile (I had fucked him before, and he had had me over to load up a bottom he was fucking). Given how things had gone last time when he hadn’t let the bottom turn around to look at me, I knew he’d be into it, but the timing was bad for him. Then I took a look at the profile of this other poz vers/top, he saw me look at his profile, contacted me and said he wanted to take my load. I told him the scenario and he liked the idea, but the timing was bad for him too. [And for the record, both tops were undetectable – so they’re shooting blanks – the fact that they were poz is somewhat irrelevant…]

But then the hookup fell through completely when the guy didn’t confirm. I tried to find another hookup. The hot skinny guy who lives near me who I fucked a few months ago said he was game to come over. That was a big step for him since he had told me he had stopped taking loads, but was still game to take mine. But then when he was supposed to come over I get a message saying when he was cleaning out he realized today was one of those days he couldn’t get completely clean, so he wanted to cancel. Mighta been true, or coulda been a good excuse. Either way that was the second hookup that fell through.

Thing was I had taken a couple pills and there was this point at which I popped a HUGE boner and really just needed to fuck. So I start really hitting up guys to hookup. It was amazing how many “online” guys didn’t read my message. OK… I contacted a piss and cum bottom who was in town and had wanted to hookup with me the night before. But he said he had been out late the night before and wasn’t up for it (even though he said he’d been taking it easy all day). That one I didn’t understand – it was 7pm – if he had been taking it easy I don’t get how he couldn’t hookup. Oh well, whatever…

Then the guy from the first hookup contacted me and said he was ready. Two hours late, but whatever… I jump in the car and head over. Surprisingly I find parking pretty easily (which I couldn’t have found two hours earlier due to parking restrictions). I get into his building, find his door and it’s ajar. I go in and the bedroom door is ajar – I peer in and see him on all fours, blindfolded…

The guy had a hot musclar, trim body… I pulled his ass back, got on my knees and started eating out his hole. He was absolutely LOVING it… He reached back and pulled apart his ass cheeks to let me get in deeper. Problem was his ass started expelling air right about then. So I waited until that was over, figured out he wasn’t messy and went back at it a little more gingerly than before, but just long enough until I was hard (didn’t take long).

As I was shoving my dick in his ass I realized I hadn’t made note of the time when I came in. I looked and saw it was 7:56. I figured I’d been there about a minute so far – maybe a little more, but not really more than two minutes.

I started fucking him. His hole was gaping open when I was rimming him. It was sorta hot. He wasn’t tight (at all), but it still felt really good… I had needed to cum so badly it didn’t take long at all to cum… But it was one of those weird orgasms where the actual cumming comes after the feeling of the orgasm. Either way, he got my load… I pump a few more times and pull out.

I see him turning around and feeling with his hand trying to find my dick. I figured what the hell – I’d let him clean off my dick before I shoved it back in my jeans. I could tell he wanted to blow me, but my dick was sensitive after cumming. So I pull away, shove my dick in my pants and leave.

I had managed to turn off my cell phone when I checked it earlier. When I got in the car it had booted back up and the time was 7:56… So 7:56 to 7:59 – the time at the beginning before I checked the time was less than the time I spent walking to the car. Take inclusive time period and you have a 4 minute pump-and-dump… Not bad.

When I got home there was a message waiting for me… “man that was a big load… very hot”. That was far from my biggest load… Which explains why I can’t cum all that often…

UPDATE: Heard back from him with more details… My load got him wanting more. He got a total of 7 loads that night – was blindfolded for all of them. [The most he’s gotten in one night was 12 loads…]

UPDATE #2: Was chatting with him on Manhunt yesterday (7/1) he said he got his test results back and he was poz… He thinks it happened a few months ago. Similar to when I fucked him, he was blindfolded taking anonymous loads. A guy he had been chatting with sent over a couple of tops and one of them asked “Want it?” before dumping in his ass. Of course he said ‘yes’, and he got IT… He never saw the top – doesn’t have any clue who it might be since it was the other guy who set it up…

12 Minute Pump And Dump

12 June 2008 | 1 Comment

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a real quickie pump-and-dump and last night I was sorta in the mood for one. After work there was an art opening my bf wanted to go to down in the meatpacking district, so I figured I’d stop and fuck someone on my way downtown.

What’s weird is that guys seem really horny this week. Must be the weather or something, but the timing seems to be bad. Either they’ll want to hookup during the day, or late at night when I want to go to bed. So I’ve gotten a lot of offers, but nothing has really worked.

So when I was looking late yesterday afternoon this Latino unlocks his pics on Manhunt. The arrangements were quick and to the point…

Me: can you host around 6 or 6:30 – i’m just looking for a quickie pump and dump before i go to something down in the meatpacking district…

Him: 6:30 sounds good

Me: give me an address and i’ll be there…

Him: XXX west 49 just call me before 646-XXX-XXXX

Why can’t they all be that easy? There were a few other e-mails after that, but I loved how quickly things fell in place.

So I show up at his place – nice, neat, tidy apartment which sorta matches his personality – seems like a nice, unremarkable guy (not saying that in a bad way at all)… I’m not there for chit-chat, so pretty quickly I just unzip my pants and he’s down on his knees sucking my dick.

I wasn’t quite sure how my dick was going to respond – I was horny, but I had taken a pill not on an empty stomach and not quite enough time before the hookup. So I put a leather cock ring on to hurry things along…

The leather cock ring did it’s job and before long my dick was down his throat. He seemed to like seeing how far he could get it down his throat, but then he’d choke pretty bad, his gag reflex would kick in and he’d wind up coughing spit all over my pubes. Was sorta hot though…

I was there for a quick load, so when I got hard pretty soon I started feeling for his ass. He got the hint and the second time I reached for his ass he did one last push to get my dick down his throat, then he got on all fours and presented me with his ass…

I just spit on his hole a bit and shoved in. It hurt him a little initially, but he’s an experienced bottom and got used to it pretty quickly. It was a good fuck, but the weird thing was that I kept hitting something that felt a bit hard. I’ve sorta had that experience in the past and what I was hitting was shit. But there was no odor this time (and in the end my dick came out clean), so I don’t know what it was.

Mid way through the fuck I notice a wedding band on his finger. To me that was a total turn on. Here’s this guy on all fours taking my load no questions asked – and I’m guessing his boyfriend has no clue. Fuck I love that…

I can come pretty quickly when I’m fucking a decent hole – especially when I haven’t cum in a couple days. And the whole point of quick pump-and-dump is to make it quick, so when I felt my orgasm coming, I just unloaded in his ass – didn’t try to draw things out or anything. I stayed in his ass for a little bit, then pulled out.

As I mentioned, everything came out clean, but I went to the bathroom to piss and clean off a bit, and then left.

Total time for everything – about 12 minutes. Coulda been less if I had tried, but that’s not a bad amount of time…

Turns out my bf hadn’t left yet, so I had some time to kill so I went to Gym (a bar) for a beer. Talked to two guys – one “big” guy who literally walked away from me in the middle of a conversation (about Baltimore, of all things). It was to get a beer, but he didn’t say “just need to get a beer – be right back”, so it was weird, and then I was talking to someone else by the time he got his beer. The second guy was a Latino I had seen and thought was hot. He came up and we started talking, but after exchanging names he asked who I was married to (he saw the ring). We were a little flirty with each other, but when we figured out we were both tops, he went off to smoke a cigarette.

Curiously enough, I was recognized by someone who reads the blog who I’ve been meaning to fuck. When I got home there was an e-mail from him asking if I had been at Gym. He’s actually someone who had me put a listing on my cumhole directory, but then asked me to take it down.

So after a quick bite at Better Burger, I went with my bf to the art opening. OMG… It’s like New Jersey and Long Island had invaded Manhattan… It used to be that “bridge and tunnel” people weren’t so prevalent in the City, but these days it feels like they’re everywhere. Almost everyone at the opening was straight, there were more women than men there, and while the women looked fabulous, the sensibility was very cheesy. Lots of blonds… They were like young versions of Alex on The Real Housewives of New York City. It was a bit disturbing actually. I don’t want people like that taking over New York. It felt way too much like LA… Ich! (LA is OK, but Manhattan should never feel like LA – it’s just wrong).

Then we needed to be around gay people so we went to Chelsea for dinner. Even though it’s been there for years, we’d never been to Nisos – so we tried it out. We were plastered from all the drinks we had and I managed to order a soft shell crab salad without realizing it was $21. Oh well… As we were leaving I had to go to the bathroom. They were busy and when a guy came out of the women’s room, I figured what the hell, it’s Chelsea… Later I told my bf if a woman had said something I would have told her she’s in Chelsea – get used to it… Hell, stay on the Upper East Side or Staten Island if it bothers you that much. He thought that would have been rude (he was drunk and just being difficult), but honestly, when you look out the window at that restaurant you see a huge sign across the street for Nasty Pig. Where do they think they are?

 

 

 

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