Dependable, Eager, But Messy…
6 July 2009 | 5 Comments
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About a week ago (the day of the Gay Pride Parade) my boyfriend had gone out to march in the parade. I was mostly over being sick, but didn’t want to push it so I stayed home. I thought maybe I’d take a nap, but figured I’d look and see if I could find someone to fuck. The hairy Italian daddy I’ve fucked a bunch of times before had e-mailed me a day or two before so I e-mailed him back and told him I was available. Like the other times he rushed right over. It’s like he lives to get fucked and take loads – like he’s an easy on-call cumhole. Why there can’t be more bottoms like that, I don’t know.
He comes over and asks if he can clean out a bit more, so I say sure and lay on the bed and start jacking my dick. He comes out and starts giving me a blowjob and then has me take off my clothes. He’s not a very good cocksucker – doesn’t keep his teeth away from my dick. So after a little bit I tell him to sit on my dick. He rides for a bit, but it’s just not doing it for me, so I have him pull off to switch positions I hear a bit of a noise, look down and there’s a wet shitty smear sorta dripping on my leg to the side of my pubes. UGH!!! Once again he’s failed to clean out properly. He apologizes and we both go into the bathroom to clean up. I had my glasses off but I notice there’s water all over the floor. I clean off, come out while he cleans out some more, get a new towel to put over the one that luckily I’d put on the bed and try to get myself back into the mood to fuck. Often a dirty hole just puts me off my game and it doesn’t happen at all.
When he comes back out of the bathroom I figure I’d have him lay on his belly. At least that way gravity will be working in my favor if he’s not clean. I do manage to get hard again and go back to fucking him. I think tops will understand what I mean when I say his hole felt uncomfortably wet – it was wet, but not lubricated. I tried putting a bunch of lube on his ass to improve the sensation and it helped a bit. What he was lacking is anal mucus – he’d washed it all out of his ass, and his ass was so wet it diluted the lube when it was applied.
I kept fucking him, but started wondering whether I’d be able to cum with him. At this point he was a piece of meat to me – a hole to fuck. As long as my dick stayed hard and he didn’t tell me to stop I was going to fuck him however I felt like fucking him. I wasn’t able to cum, but thanks to having taken a pill I was staying plenty hard.
So I fucked him and fucked him and fucked him. I could tell I was sorta wearing him out, but like a good bottom he just laid there and took it. I’m not sure if he enjoyed it or if it was uncomfortable for him – I honestly didn’t really care. The funny part was he kept telling me “You’re the best” which I found a little funny. I wasn’t sure whether that meant he was enjoying himself or whether he was just thinking that stroking my ego would make me cum and it would be over.
Finally his ass started producing mucus again and it started feeling better, and I changed positions a bit so one of my legs was between his and the other outside of his – so I was fucking from a bit of an angle. One way or the other I did finally cum in his ass.
He was worn out as well. He was going to jack off, but then we got to talking and finally he just got up and gathered his things and left. As he was gathering his things he noticed one of his new bottles of poppers was nearly empty and he realized he’s manage to spill the poppers in his car on the way over. That’s gotta make your car smell like shit – not sure how he’s going to explain the smell to his kids if they ask what it is. But he had brought the bag into my apartment and so now my bedroom reeked of poppers.
But the worst part was when I finally went into the bathroom and saw the mess there. He had managed to get shit EVERYWHERE. It was all over the toilet, but it was on the bath mat, and there were small brownish spots on the towels that were hanging on the wall, and all over the walls. It’s like shit-infused water had spattered all over the bathroom. It was disgusting.
It’s really too bad. He’s so eager, so dependable, but not being clean is a reoccurring theme with him. I’m pretty sure what he’s doing is trying to hard – using too much water with too much force and getting water too far up into his colon. And I don’t think he’s careful enough to sit properly on the toilet – I think he squats and aims (and misses).
So unfortunately I had to bring up the issue with him in e-mail after he left. He’s such a nice guy and he’s going through such a rough time – he’s been unemployed for months and his ex-wife is insisting he pay child support when he has no money – he’s literally worried about becoming homeless. So it was really awkward to tell him he’s failed in yet another thing as simple as cleaning out his ass.
What I need is a bottom as eager, dependable, and available as him who’s squeaky clean every time they show up.
I’m a top who spends equal amounts of time eating / felching the hole as I do fucking it, so:
(1) When a bottom wants to know if he can “clean out”, “touch up” etc at my place, my standard reply is that I am not equipped for such. I’ve done this because inevitably my bathroom was left messy and / or the bottom is still expelling water / fluids. My experiences with guys douching and jumping right into fucking have almost always been “unpleasant”.
(2) If I am playin’ with a guy for the first time and he is dirty, it’s over. There is no second time. If we have played successfully before, and an “incident” occurs, then we’ll probably play again.
This is pretty harsh I know, but the truth is if I cannot eat and felch the hole I am fucking with confidence, then I’ll wait and find another hole.
P.S. It sounds as though you are making excuses for your trick’s lack of consideration in leaving your bathroom dirty. In all honesty, how could he NOT know that he shit all over the place? Wouldn’t be surprised if someone else has been cleaning up behind him all of his life–either his mommy or his wife.
Hope you got the place all cleaned up before your bf got home !!!
The best thing to do is to not eat prior to going for a bit of a time, and cleaning out at home. My showerhead long and detachable, so I often use that for a long time. Works excellent for me.
You are cutting him way too much slack man. If you want to be a bottom, you got to clean properly. It’s just the way life is.
As a bottom…I don’t play unless squeaky clean.. I have made guys wait numerous times on hookups telling them if I see shit it turns me off. I find my best hookups are guys who plan out in advance that gives me time to properly prepare suuch as fast, douch asd immodium. Nothing better than giving a Top clean hole…they”ll appreciate it and cum back for more